Don't be paranoid. I also would never spend $200 to put my cock somewhere that HUNDREDS or maybe THOUSANDS of other cocks have already been. Then again, when I divide the number of times I boned my ex into the hundreds of thousands of dollars she "legally" stole from me in the divorce, the upfront whores are waaaaay cheaper. But at least from my ex I got two beautiful children, which no spa whore will ever have.
My other point was, if whoopi goldberg or roseanne barr was naked on that table and you had to get them horny enough to then give them FS, would YOU do it for $200? I thought so.