If the old bloke had a bottle of fine wine with him and was on the phone telling his beautiful young Thai lady that , No, she was definately not to come down and sit on his lap a while, then it definately WAS an IFAWAS man.....555
Less on age and more about the Territorial Twonks that think they own a certain bar, Nels will vouch for a the bit of payback I gave one last night at the Bamboo Bar.
I sit down next to Nels and ,as I do, say 'Good Day' to the pissed Euro on the next seat.
He ignores me, I think he doesnt speak English and say something else and he just looks thru me and away.
Up to him.
Then he starts to talk over us to the bg Nels is chatting to about her bringing down the price (further) of the scooter shes selling.
She says she wont go lower and that hes talked for days and its time he pays a deposit for the 18k she wants, or its back on the market.
He says, "maybe tomorrow"
I think "Bewdy" and say to the bg, "Im looking for a scooter , where is it?"
I mutter to Nels, "either way your bg should win on this one!", call my girlfriend over and we go to inspect it 3 metres away.
We call out, " Its in great condition!", my tg says, " Good price" and we look very interested, which I was.
Mr Territorials smug face falls into his beer.
I say we'll take it!
Mr Territorial looks forlorn, opens his wallet , says,to the bg "we already have a deal" and pays 2k deposit.
The bg is stoked, Nels is grinning as I laugh, and Mr Territorial is deliberately avoiding eye contact now.
Som nam fcuking nah! 555