The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

[rfopvgbr]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

yo momma so poor buglers break in her house and leave HER money

yo momma so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box

Yo momma is so po'...sh!t, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!

Yo momma so poor that when I ask her what for dinner, she take off her shoelaces and says - Spaghetti b!tch!

Yo momma so greasy her freckles slipped off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You momma so ugly that when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

xxx~

 

[The Haterator]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo momma so stupid she came here and posted jokes about herself.

Yo momma so short she models for trophy's

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

 

[Kleiner]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo mommas so stupid when she heard 3/4 of all accidents occured around the home she moved

Yo mommas so stupid that when she saw the sign that said "trainstation left" she turned around and went home

Yo mommas so stupid that she stared at a box of orange juice for 3 hours cause it said "concentrate"

Yo mommas so stupid that she walked into a bar.....Ouch...

Yo mommas so dumb she brought a box of cheerios to the superbowl

your mommas so stupid she got lost in the wave

yo mommas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie (meet the spartans ripp off)

yo mommas so stupid it took her 9 hours to do the "breast stroke" in a kiddie pool

 

[Maquis47]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo, momma so fat, her picture is heavy! :grin:
xxx~

 

[Bubbly!]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

you mamma's so poor she got thrown outta a homeless shelter

 

[RayHere]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!!!

Your Momma's gums are so black, everytime she talks she spits Yoohoo!!!

Your Mom's a stunt double for the Predator!!!

 

[Chill Out]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Oops I just read some others and I found out this one was done also.
:uhoh:
So,
Yo mama so fat and ugly, when she goes to a strip club,
people pay her to keep her clothes on.
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[Vivian C]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

FYI: I don't have time to read all the posts
But fine if you wanna be a baby about it,
Yo mama so ugly when she walked into a bank they turned off the cameras

Happy?​

P.S. "These are just some of my good ones."
Key word: my​

Deal with it.​

:​

 

[azeqkubaijvifbeum]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

You stole that one from me :curse:

 

[Awesome Uber]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

I got a bunch, so hold on:

Yo mama so stupid, she jumped out a window, and went up.

Yo mama so fat she has to give directions so you can shake her hand.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a food store...and starved!

These are just some of my good ones.
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:​

 

[bubblegum13]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

yo moma is so stupid she stared at a juice box all day because it said concentrate.

yo moma so stupid she had you

 

[MJsLiberianGirl]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

yo mama is so stupid she needs spell check to spell yo :

 

[? ?n?????? ?]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

M'hm a collection:

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Yo Mama's so Stupid:

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama's so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

Yo Mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.​

 

[Uttematievorm]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Good ones all :clap

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so stupid she got on the school bus and said, "where does this bus go?"

Yo mama so fat she started dancing and the world crumbled under her.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down the family disappears.

 

[RobinsonHq]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

your mommas so ugly tom deleted her myspace.

 

[Sierra Potts]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

your mama was so ugly, when she was born, the doctors slapped her parents.

your mama is so stupid she looked at a map and thought she saw people waving.

your mama is so fat i had to take a train to get to her good side.

your mama is so ugly when she went into the bank, they turned off all the camera.

 

[c_marie]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

yo mama is so old, when she was young central park was just one tree.

 

[Jimmy Macintyre]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Hm :ashamed: Very Hilarious, Kinda made me chuckle.

 

[Michelle D]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

your momma is so fat if she was a brick she would be a project :

 

[john Galt]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

:lmao:
Bold ones are the best​