The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

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The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Out of all the yo mama jokes, I have to say my favorites are the "yo mama is so stupid" ones. Those are usually the funniest in my opinion. I'll say the ones I remember.

yo mama is so stupid, when she bought a dounut, she took it back because there was a hole in it.

yo mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.

yo mama is so ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure

yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

yo mama is so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she got a ladder.

yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable tv shows at home.

yo mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test

 

[Andrew K]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo mammo is so fat......aww, ****, she ate the rest of my words. =x

 

[Jakash3]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

we can always tell when yo momma is lyeing!
cause her lips are moveing! :shock1::

 

[Kimberley G]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo momma so fat, her waist size is equator :

 

[squeecycype]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo momma's so dumb that everybody knows that she`s yo momma

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[Scary-Screamo Chick]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

your mommas so fat shes in 2 different continents at once

 

[rdjbunyr]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo mom is so ugly she makes onions cry.(old)

 

[Tina J]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Um... weell my mom suffocated a beta fish....

 

[justmeinthisworld]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Your mama's like a peach: Round and Fuzzy.

Made one. Your mama is so fat, they threw her out of San Fransisco after that last earthquake.

 

[Evan Halstead]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

your momma is so stupid...I don't care I'll still do her

 

[Voltaic]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo mama so stupid she thought she won an Oscar while watching the acadmy awards on tv

 

[Frysizlip]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

HAHAHA Loved that one,and kyle's too.

 

[ikexrobk]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

your mama is so fat when we go to the movies she sits next to everyone.

your mama is so poor she xeroxs her underwear.

-hides my face- im so bad. :

 

[Mitsuko]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo Momma is so fat when she stepped on the scales, yo momma said I want my weight not my phone number.(old)

 

[plmkoi]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Your mom is so fat that... she stepped on a scale.. and it said "To be continued." ;D

 

[Sinister]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo Momma so stupid when she heard x-mas was around the corner she went looking for it. :clap

 

[stickybuns]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs.
:|

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This ain't a "Yo momma" one, but I found it hilarious.


"You're so ugly that when your momma seen you she said to your daddy "Damn, I should've just given him a blow job."

:lmao:

 

[Baby Blaze]

Yo moma just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...

: : :​

 

[ouch that hurt]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Lol
Yo Momma so fat she sat by everyone in class
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[Tigerbears]

The "Yo Momma" battle Thread..

Simple... and funny..(tries to be)

sounds like me

Yo momma so ugly.. people go dressed as her..to halloween parties.

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