Visiting an AMP, worried about wife...

[anwen55]

there is a brewpub in downtown Fredericksburg called, interestingly enough, the Fredericksburg Brewing Company. Great beer and food. and they have a bunch of rooms above the brewpub that you can stay at...the call it Bed & Brews. I've stayed there a couple times...really cool place.

man-o-man could the amps cleanup with that kind of setup! and as i have posted before, we need an AMP & Grill here. a place like Jade or Cleo/Aloha, with a big back lot, could build a covered patio out back and put in a kitchen. walk up to the window and tell them 'i've got a 2 o'clock with cindy...i'll pick up a number 4 with tater tots at 3'. take it home, or bask in the afterglow and eat your order with a beer on the patio. instead of that inside waiting room, customers could sit on the patio and listen to some cool texas music playing, have a tasty beverage, see some cute girls bringing out food and beverages.
they could have cajun night with all-u-can-eat crawfish when they are in season. cajun-zydeco music playing. i would say have a 'Taco Night', but i guess every night would be taco night. and don't forget the upstairs rooms for rent. free breakfast when you stay the night upstairs.

i'm looking for investors...get in on the ground floor of the sure-to-be-a-hit Juan Pablo's AMP & Grill and B&B franchise craze. cumming soon to the metroplex...and then we're going NATIONWIDE BABY!

JPdM

 

[Sommer]

I like how you think JP!

 

[A Corrupt Mind]

I'm in, JPdM. With a little bit of capital we can have it all: AMP, grill, & beds & breakfast. There would be a HUGE market for it in Dallas.

 

[mint frost]

AMP......ASIAN massage parlor. Sami, I looked at your showcase and your qualifications are insufficient.

Have a nice day.

 

[TJR]

I would very much like to see the actuarials everyone is calculating the perceneforum.xxxes from. But most of all I'd be down to place a wager or two just to make things more interesting in this thread.

 

[ollie]

ok i got another idea. get a huge houseboat and put it on lake loserville. stock it full of asian girls of course, and set sail! have regular advertised 'docking times' at all the boat ramps. and have a couple jet-skis tied to the boat and train a couple cute girls to pilot those things. guys could call and say 'i'm at so-and-so boat ramp' and a cute girl will jump on a jet-ski (in a bikini) and pick you up, then whisk you away to paradise. how cool would that be for a hot asian girl to swoop in and pick you up? shrimps on the barbee topside, drinks flowing for a small fee, while good things are going on down below. Bob Marley blasting out the sound system. before and after...the girls can apply liberal amounts of suntan lotion, let you apply the same to them, feed you some shrimp. and overnighters available! i mean this can't lose.

OK...i call this one JPdM Lake AMP Adventures.

 

[LuvYaMimi]

fuck it go for it your chances are zero

 

[cre8iv_cat]

it was just a joke skirtboy. trying to lighten up the mood mister serious.

party on garth.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Apparently, he still struggles with punctuation. I didn't know he had issues with humor? Sheesh ! ! ! !

 

[jim a]

I think he was referring to the OP with this post. Zero chance of SO finding out? Haven't seen the analysis leading to this estimate, but it would be interesting to review it.

JPdM:
JPdM Lake AMP Adventures: this is ANOTHER killer idea you have. Let's do it!

 

[fenix]

I like your idea about the pickup by a cute asian girl.

Something a bit like that happened to me in New York last summer. I was having trouble finding the place so she asked where I was and when I described it, she said "wait right there - I'll come get you". And she did.

Sort of liike curb service I guess.

SL

 

[Litgraida]

JPdM Lake amp Adventures, I hereby commit to being a majority investor and your first customer.

LET'S DO THIS !!!!!

 

[lesley.mullin]

Ok: there are 3 of us in for sure. We'll form a LLC just to be sure no one goes to jail. I'm drawing up the papers guys!!