Xiaoping

[Old Fart]

Yeah...and I'd like to know who pm.'d him about our personal...side activities. I thought we paid off enough members; to keep our secret.

He said he read it on here, so it must be public now, DEAR. The person who PM'd me knew I had blocked the nut bar who posted it and thought I'd get a big laugh out of it cuz the poster (child) tries to come across as some mature sort.
It was nice while it lasted but I won't miss the huge, smelly farts when I pulled out.

 

[chinese licker]

ive seen Wendy a few times, and yes she is the best lady out their with a great massage and pleasant personalty.
i only asked if anyone noticed, and how much touching was allowed.
Wendy is a great person,

 

[TBone]

ive seen Wendy a few times, and yes she is the best lady out their with a great massage and pleasant personalty.
i only asked if anyone noticed, and how much touching was allowed.
Wendy is a great person,

If you truly think that please go edit your last comment to not be so disrespectful. Imagine if Wendy or a family member of hers reads that?

 

[Rubmegood]

Just checked XP's Kijiji ad -as I do from time to time- They are so proud of their new shower they've added a new photo of it! They've also added some very inviting pic's of a couple of their rooms. Love the heat lamps!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

The improvements definitely make the place 56.82% better.

 

[Old Fart]

the pics of the new shower probably improve their odds of more business 17.8%
but if the pics were taken with their ladies taking a shower (just to prove it's operating properly of course) that would up it to 99.6 %.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

the pics of the new shower probably improve their odds of more business 17.8%
but if the pics were taken with their ladies taking a shower (just to prove it's operating properly of course) that would up it to 99.6 %.

Either way....I like the math. And it's nice that they have been listening to us.

I'm broke and wish I could have stopped by tonight. I feel like I just lost a match to Andre the Giant and he shook the shit out of me.

 

[Rubmegood]

You really should look into a 2.71% commission on each massage. You are practically their spokesperson.

DANG it, MM! I told you not to tell anyone!

 

[Cabinman]

Yes...she uses her real name...unlike 95 percent of the Asian providers. I mean: Wendy's and Linda's business is built around that name.

They don’t use their real named. There are no Wendy’s in China, or Linda’s for that manner.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

They don’t use their real named. There are no Wendy’s in China, or Linda’s for that manner.

That's true...but some do legally change their first name to an English name... especially if they plan to become citizens.

I presumed that's what Wendy and Linda did. The name on my receipt was Wendy Xiaoping.

Although perhaps I need to take another look...it was a bit of signature. I honestly only remember it starting for sure with Wen...

 

[Old Fart]

They don’t use their real named. There are no Wendy’s in China, or Linda’s for that manner.

Funny you mentioned that. I was kinda wondering. Can't be a popular name at least.
I mean, do you ever hear, "they have more Wendy's than a Chinese phone book"?

 

[bigbill]

Based on what we've seen here 50% of the women in the world are named Jenny and the other 50% are Anna.

 

[Old Fart]

Based on what we've seen here 50% of the women in the world are named Jenny and the other 50% are Anna.

LOL, I would have guessed Coco.

 

[CU4FUN]

LOL, I would have guessed Coco.

You forgot Mai

 

[JR16]

Saw Sophia earlier this week for the first time. Pleasant older lady. Massage was so-so, nice but nothing memorable. Asked me to flip after 10 mins which was the fastest I think I've ever been asked. Made it worthwhile though. Called an end to it after only 25 minutes. I said no way and squeezed an extra 5 minutes out of it. Would maybe repeat but watch the time boys.

 

[westend guy]

Thing like about XP you know going in what the damage will be no bargaining required and tip what you feel is fair when done. Also the lady that shows yo to the room is the lady your going to get no switching.

 

[Rubmegood]

Saw Sophia earlier this week for the first time. Pleasant older lady. Massage was so-so, nice but nothing memorable. Asked me to flip after 10 mins which was the fastest I think I've ever been asked. Made it worthwhile though. Called an end to it after only 25 minutes. I said no way and squeezed an extra 5 minutes out of it. Would maybe repeat but watch the time boys.

I guess it's always YMMV but I've ALWAYS had my full hour with ALL the girls at XP. Sometimes, when there are (ahem) problems they even give me more time as neccessary.

 

[Rubmegood]

Thing like about XP you know going in what the damage will be no bargaining required and tip what you feel is fair when done. Also the lady that shows yo to the room is the lady your going to get no switching.

Yeah and the pictures on the website and on Kijiji are not always up to date but they are REAL pictures. I've always wondered about the reports of the antics of other places as I never encountered them at XP.

 

[Rubmegood]

Called to book an apt. with Cindy. Was told she was "on vacation" Another one down or is she actually "on vacation"?? We shall see...

Saw Sofia instead.

 

[Rubmegood]

Called again and asked for Cindy. She's BACK! She was ACTUALLY on vacation to (surprise, surprise) China. Had a great massage and her 'reach-under' tease has really improved.

There's an interesting development at XP- There's a new girl in the shop. I just got a glimpse of her as I was walking out and didn't get a chance to ask her name. Sorry, no description- just saw her sitting and facing away very briefly. Anybody up for a TOFFT??