Yu Ping Field Report:
My Background:
White, American, Early 30's, decent looking, average shape, mongering experience in The Philippines, Bangkok, and Pattaya
(report written in detail, for newbies like myself that have never been there and want to know what to expect)
Took taxi from Hilton. Left at 2pm, arrived at 2:20. Taxi fare was 20. Walk up some steps underneath the orange sign, and go to front desk. Smile at them. They hand you off to a male, Chinese "attendant". He leads you to the locker room.
I. The Locker Room. You strip down naked, in front of him, as well as anyone else who may be in the locker room at the same time. I was kind of uncomfortable stripping naked in front of a young Chinese guy. Not my bag. He hands you a towel and some rubber sandals, and you get handed off to the shower room for decontamination.
II. Decontamination. You shower in a high-school style locker room shower. There are barriers between each shower, however, the back of the shower stall is totally open. There are now two, new Chinese male attendants kind of staring at you. When your back is turned, ie, facing the wall, you can sort of ignore they are there. But, when I turned around to wash my back, each time I found they were looking at me. When I would look back at them, they would turn their heads and pretend to look at something else. As noted elsewhere, be sure to really give your ass crack a good washing. You grab your towel, and dry off. Then, they try to get you to lie down on this little table for the "body scrub", which will be done on your naked body, by a Chinese guy, and in front of everyone else coming in to the shower area. No fucking thanks. The attendant leads you to the pajama room.
III. The Pajama Room. Here, you change out of your towel and into some pajamas, and get new pair of sandals. This is the guy that will ask you "What number?", if you know ahead of time who you want. I decided to roll this dice, and said "I want to choose, I want line-up" This guy leads you to the lounge.
IV. The Lounge. You sit in a chair, in a large room with a big TV, a small bar, and many other lounge chairs. Here is where you get your free beers. I was confused, is it one beer or two? Food is also available, but i had NOOO idea what the Chinese girl "waitress" was saying to me. NO idea. Maybe she was asking if I wanted the foot massage deal I've heard talked about. Or what I wanted to eat. No idea. I simply could not communicate at all with her. Eventually, I get tired of saying "What, excuse me, I don't understand" so I just say "BEER". She returns with my beer, and I guzzle it quickly, trying to minimize my time in The Lounge. I did not come to the place to hang out in my pajamas, around a bunch of Japanese dudes in pajamas, and watch Chinese TV and drink beer. She returns and this time i deduce that she is asking me if I want another beer. I had forgotten if it was one free beer or two, and I wanted to get on with things, so I say "No." Unfortunately, I should have drank a lot slower, as well as ordered the 2nd beer (providing it as free), because I sit in my chair for at least a half an hour. Bored as hell. Staring at a Chinese TV. Finally, a tall Chinese guy wearing a tie comes and gets me, and leads me to the Fish Bowl.
V. The Fish Bowl. Around 10 girls were in it. Time was 3:15 pm, on a Saturday. Some of the girls were down right gorgeous. Drop dead gorgeous. Not one was ugly. Some show big smiles. Some show none. I chose Untit 8XX in about 30 seconds. She had beautiful face that I could have fallen in love with. Fairly short, 5'1" or 5'2". Medium tits. Didn't appear to have a belly (though later I found out she did). Not really smiling, but not looking totally disinterested either. She leads you to the Fuck Den.
VI. The Fuck Den.
A. The time is now 3:15, there was a clock on the wall. Red rubber looking bed, with arched red bars over head, and red towel on bed. Unit 8XX strips down almost immediately, so I follow suit and strip naked. She gives me the standard, hooker, "Wow, you are SO handsome" line, and I am polite and tell her she's beautiful. Now, she definitely WAS beautiful. When she ditched the tight, hooker clothes she was wearing, her belly popped out a bit. But still, a gorgeous girl. I'd have no problem dating her and actually being faithful, under different circumstances. Very hair pussy, similar to the ones I always see in Japanese porno, where the girl has very long pussy hair.
B. She tells me to lie down face first on the bed, which I do. She prepares some hot/cold stuff for her mouth. Then she runs her mouth up and down my back, making a noise like the bubble machine in a fish tank. It fees like a mini car wash is going up an down my back, and I look right (into the wall mirror), so I can watch her doing it. This lasts maybe 5 minutes or so.
C. No massage at all thus far. Next, she pulls out some handy wipes and spreads my ass cheeks. She rubs my butt hole very good, and even inserts the wipe into my ass with her finger. It stings a bit, indicating there was some alcohol on it. So here goes. She spreads my cheeks, and buries her face in my ass. So doesn't lick my ass at all. She simply spreads my hole with her fingers, and sticks her tongue as far up it as she would go. The feeling was very, very different. Never had anything like that before. She tongued fucked my ass, in and out, for probably another 5 minutes
D. Now, she moves on to the BJ. She gives me a fair, and conventional, bareback BJ. She does some of the hot/cold stuff, and the feeling was a bit different from a normal BJ. Decent, but not Earth shattering. I got the feeling she was fairly new at this whole thing. This lasts for another 5 minutes or so.
E. Now, the way she is positioned, I have a side view of her, and I'm really looking forward to the famous 69 thing they do with the bars and rope. She does not do this, just keeps blowing me, and it becomes clear she will not move around much. I feel up her thigh a bit, and play with her pussy, and slide in a finger. Shes medium wet, which was a nice touch. I say fuck it, and kind of pull her ass over to my face. She gets the hint, and straddles me for a 69. Against better judgment, I DATY. I lick for another 5 minutes or so, and she moans and groans (unsure if it was fake or legit)
F. She hops off my face, pulls out a condom, and asks me "Is this OK?" I say "Yes", and am unsure if she would have barebacked me if I had said "No". She puts on the condom, and mounts me, cowgirl style. She is able to do this thing where she sits still, and squeezes her pussy muscles. Feels like a grip from a hand, except it's her pussy muscles. Unit 8XX fucks fairly decent for a while, not sure how long, and then asks "Missionary?" I say sure, and fuck her missionary as best I could until I come.
G. Now, I look at the clock. It's only 3:45. I've only been in there for half an hour. 5 minute back-car wash, 5 minute ass eating, 5 minute BJ, 5 minute 69, and 10 straight minutes of sex (give or take, using round figures). So, I wonder what she is going to do for the next half hour. Hoping for a massage. Nope, she lays next to me, giggling, and making animal signs with her hands. Like Dog, Bird, etc, and is trying to teach me how to make the same animal things with my hands. I have no interest at all, but be nice and play along. She ask me for my real name, and I ask her for hers. She speaks basically no English, so conversation beyond giggling was impossible. I get a little antsy after an unknown amount of time goes by, and realize I have not sucked her tits at all. So, I quit the Hand Game bullshit and start doing that.
H. I suck and lick her nipples, and she pets me on the head. Eventually, I get hard again, and she notices. Now, she sits between my legs, and grabs some hot oil and gives me a fair HJ to finish. Not really a good or creative HJ like I've had in Bangkok from Thai masseuses, but nevertheless, I shot twice. I look at the clock, and its 4:15, exactly one hour. We lay there cuddling a bit, and she tells me shes 19 years old. I believe it. She asks me how old I am, and I tell her. From her performance, and lack of using the red bars at all, as well as her age, I think she was new to the place. I get dressed back in the pajamas and she gradually puts her hooker clothes back on. I notice there is no real cleaning on her part. She just puts her clothes back on. Granted, none of my spunk landed on her. First wad ended up in the condom, 2nd wad ended up on my stomach and her hand. But still, I had my balls bouncing off her butt crack, my pelvis grinding against hers, as well as my face in her ass and my tounge in her pussy. As well, she had her face and mouth in my ass, balls, and dick. The "how was it phone call comes", to which I reply "Great, very nice girl". Time to leave now.
I. Here, a problem. She walks me back out to The Lounge, and on the way, ducks directly right back into the Fish Bowl, that some Japanese men are now looking in. Kind of reminds you what kind of place your in. If she was picked, she was going to go directly from my Fuck, and into a new Fuck with someone else. There was no shower in between for her. She could very well have come from a previous customer, right back into the Fish Bowl, when I picked her. Kind of makes me regret eating her out.
VII. The waitress asks "Shower and Leave"? I don't care about my 2nd free beer (if #2 was free, that is), so I say Yes, shower and go home. Head to Pajama Room, ditch the robes for a towel. Head to Decontamination for another shower in front of two Chinese men. Back to Locker Room to change clothes in front of another Chinese boy. Back to Front Desk, pay the 600, and leave.
Overall:
+Very, Very pretty face on Unit 8XX.
+Gorgeous skin, nice smile, decent teeth, nicely manicured hands and toes, clean smelling pussy, etc
+Nice girl, friendly, cuddly, and not at all business-like. Very cool about the whole thing.
+Shot twice in 1 hour.
-Multiple times getting naked in front of Chinese young men and Japanese customers. Not comfortable at all with that.
-Had to wait in The Lounge for roughly 30 minutes
-Unit 8XX seemed quite new, and did not use the red bars at all.
-Unit 8XX went directly from having sex with me, back into the Fish Bowl, where so could then directly have sex with another customer. No real shower or real cleaning in between.
Suggestions to management: (if anyone cares)
Do away with some of the very akward "customer standing naked infront of young Chinese men" thing. Westerners do NOT like this.
Have the girls shower between customers, instead of running right back into the Fish Bowl