How do you hide your hobby from your wife?

[dj420i]

Hey guys looking on ideas on how you hide your hobbing from your wife.

My friends can't be used as an excuse, as she knows their wives.

Thanks

 

[gottahobby]

My job gives me freedom to hobby during working hours. My wife never phones me during those hours so no problem.

Also I use text app (Go SMS Pro) on my phone that has a password protected private section, and my phone is password protected as well. She never asks to see it in any case.

 

[Apolyton]

I tell mine I'm going for a massage or just go during the day. I have taken her for massages at other legit appearing spas and she is fine. Then i either go there or some where else.

The real question is why do we go to spas if we have wives.

 

[gottahobby]

[QUOTE="Apolyton, post: 1146086, member: 61612

The real question is why do we go to spas if we have wives.[/QUOTE]

You're joking, right?

 

[startmeup]

Its because we have wives we go to spas!! Only married men can understand the stress

 

[Leviathan]

If you can’t sneak 2 hours (include travel) out of 365 days to play you have a bigger issues?

 

[Ezra69]

[QUOTE="Apolyton, post: 1146086, member: 61612

The real question is why do we go to spas if we have wives.

You're joking, right?[/QUOTE]

because they can't keep up with our demands!!!! lol

 

[dj420i]

View attachment 92818 If you can’t sneak 2 hours (include travel) out of 365 days to play you have a bigger issues?

Lol not talking an annual outing.... Looking at a few times a month.

 

[Can't stop]

You should probably stick to places that have unscented soap like Flirt and go during the workday.

 

[OleDirtyBastard]

Started driving Uber in the evenings on top of the day job. Perfect alibi for being out late at night plus it pays for the hobby and brings home extra cash to keep the wife happy.

 

[snoopdoggie]

What about, "Darn the radiator blew a hose. I'll be home as soon as I get it replaced." Or, "Honey, the weather's been so hot, my battery died. I have to wait for the auto club to get it jump started."

 

[Justhavefun]

During the week day is really the easiest.
- If you don't have freedom, you can always say you have a dentist or doctor's appointment. Tough to do multiple times a month.

Otherwise for evenings and weekends.
- Say you are going to gym. That covers you for up to 2 hours. Also, good excuse to smell showered up. If you don't have a gym membership then get one.
- Or get one of your friends to come with you and cover for you.

Hope that helps.

 

[imthedude]

By getting divorced, I guess.

 

[snoopdoggie]

During the week day is really the easiest.
- If you don't have freedom, you can always say you have a dentist or doctor's appointment. Tough to do multiple times a month.

Otherwise for evenings and weekends.
- Say you are going to gym. That covers you for up to 2 hours. Also, good excuse to smell showered up. If you don't have a gym membership then get one.
- Or get one of your friends to come with you and cover for you.

Hope that helps.

The gym membership is a good idea.

 

[AthleticAF]

I tell mine I'm going for a massage or just go during the day. I have taken her for massages at other legit appearing spas and she is fine. Then i either go there or some where else.

The real question is why do we go to spas if we have wives.

LOL


Wife? what wife?

 

[OleDirtyBastard]

The gym membership is a good idea.

Definitely second the gym alibi. But you have to actually go work out often enough that it won't be suspicious if you don't get into better shape!

 

[OleDirtyBastard]

Hey guys looking on ideas on how you hide your hobbing from your wife.

My friends can't be used as an excuse, as she knows their wives.

Thanks

Also, "Nice Try". dj420i is definitely a suspicious wife looking for common alibis.

 

[gottahobby]

Definitely second the gym alibi. But you have to actually go work out often enough that it won't be suspicious if you don't get into better shape!

Hey I used to work out a ton and never got past the "before" picture...

 

[playfulfun]

You guys are married and cheating on your wives?

What are your wives doing while your cheating?

 

[AthleticAF]

You guys are married and cheating on your wives?

What are your wives doing while your cheating?

Dude relax.