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[loves to lick]

WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how
about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on he windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

 

[farmerstan]

Doctor seeing a teen female patient says to her "You're of an age now, I'm wondering if you are sexually active."
She replies, "No, I just lay there and let him do everything."

 

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[snoopdoggie]

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Which one? Haha ha ha ha.

 

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I bet a Chinese student studying English as a second language wrote this. Ha ha hah.

 

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A sideways dick.

 

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A sideways dick.

you literally have to grab his dick just to enter

 

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Mrs President wife ask Mr President... lets fuck upwards, push up more.
So , you want to "fuck up" honey?

 

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[snoopdoggie]

If you ever get caught going the wrong way in the grocery aisle, as a result of social distancing, just start walking backwards.

 

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