Chat Jokes please

[BigDare88]

 

[therealcole]

Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?
A: Because there’s a wedding going happening.
Q: Don’t we been the horn a warning signal, Daddy?
A: Exactly, son.

I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks.

"A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, 'You're right, it's supposed to be up the bum!'"

Who's the biggest prostitute in history?
Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Did she at least enjoy it?

 

[snoopdoggie]

Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns?
A: Because there’s a wedding going happening.
Q: Don’t we been the horn a warning signal, Daddy?
A: Exactly, son.

I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks.

"A Christian friend of mine said that sex between two men is wrong in their eyes. I said, 'You're right, it's supposed to be up the bum!'"

Who's the biggest prostitute in history?
Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Yeah ha ha. Sex in the eyes would really hurt a lot more than in the bum. Ha ha ha .

 

[cupcrazy]

Did she at least enjoy it?

I have to say she was happy with the size of the package lol

 

[krayjee]

 

[krayjee]

Someone sent me this short clip of video. I don't know how to load it here. The guy was asking Siri to take him to nearest McDonald.
Siri said make a U turn in 100 ft and go back to your fucking house right now...lol

 

[krayjee]

 

[Dongo]

Count me in ! I will forward my address and cc info via PM

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[creepydude]

 

[LauraEdmonton]

Q: What's faster than COVID-19?
A: A Jew with a coupon.

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[cupcrazy]

I hope you all enjoy the memes i had been posting.

 

[BigDare88]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Ha ha ha ha. At least she's being honest.

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Excellent idea! Ha ha ha

 

[snoopdoggie]

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I hope you all enjoy the memes i had been posting.

Awesome. If I knew where that nurse with the shapely bum worked, I'd go see her everyday. Ha ha ha.

 

[krayjee]

Awesome. If I knew where that nurse with the shapely bum worked, I'd go see her everyday. Ha ha ha.

We already have Angela520 for that, but don't be surprised if she is looking like this one below after Covic 19 is over.