Chat Jokes please

[Shag]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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Ha haha Yeah I noticed everybody's out walking their dogs.

 

[Shag]

 

[Shag]

funny

 

[Shag]

 

[Shag]

 

[Shag]

 

[snoopdoggie]

A woman walks into the dentist's office, sits in the chair, drops her panties, and opens her legs. The dentist says, "I'm not a gynecologist." She says, "I know. I need my husband's teeth back."

 

[That Metal Guy]

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Dumb bitch. SMH.

 

[loves to lick]

An older man was surprised by the nurse while playing with himself under the sheets.
The nurse told him: "Wait, I'm going to help you."

And she then proceeded giving him the best blow job he ever had.

The man cannot believe his eyes. “But why?” he asked.
She replies: “You know how much work we have here?
It takes less time to rinse my mouth out than to change the sheets!”

Sorry, I'm afraid I lost the address of this retirement home.

 

[snoopdoggie]

An older man was surprised by the nurse while playing with himself under the sheets.
The nurse told him: "Wait, I'm going to help you."

And she then proceeded giving him the best blow job he ever had.

The man cannot believe his eyes. “But why?” he asked.
She replies: “You know how much work we have here?
It takes less time to rinse my mouth out than to change the sheets!”

Sorry, I'm afraid I lost the address of this retirement home.

Some women like keep things really clean.

 

[krayjee]

 

[snoopdoggie]

This isn't really a joke, but it's still funny. The city of Detroit has already been prepared for Corvid19 years ago, without even knowing it. The cashiers at gas stations have already had bullet proof glass partitions separating them from their customers.

 

[krayjee]

LMAO,

 

[therealcole]

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

And not much has been heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[BigDare88]

 

[BigDare88]