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LauraEdmonton
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I am the exception to this rule and I cannot stop sharing it
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
Rubmegood
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So the Eskimo woman takes her snomobile into town for repairs. She drops it off at the repair shop and the guy tells her it'll be about an hour to find out what's wrong. So she goes away for some lunch.
When she returns the guy says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal..."
The woman looks down, wipes her chin and says, "Nope. That's just mayonaise!"
When she returns the guy says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal..."
The woman looks down, wipes her chin and says, "Nope. That's just mayonaise!"
snoopdoggie
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That reminds me. I need to call up my masseuse and tell her I'm going to postbone.
LauraEdmonton
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Good morning Everyone!!!! "Tough times never last, but tough people do, cheer up that we are going to make it through this!!!
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back!!!.
BTW Just clarify, my behavior is not against any background or race but in the past I was bullied so bad against my background that today, I just make fun of it.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back!!!.
BTW Just clarify, my behavior is not against any background or race but in the past I was bullied so bad against my background that today, I just make fun of it.
snoopdoggie
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I bet she's got that method down to perfection.
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how did she manage to get rope to wrap around the man without getting too close?
snoopdoggie
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Good question. Maybe he put it on himself, then he threw back the rest of it.
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Bikini on a tight budget. Better not get any virus germs crawling into her vagina.
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LauraEdmonton
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Who is this 80's rock band?
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Come on, cheer up. Just 3 more months.
- EMSpa_schedule:
Tomorrow's sneak peek: For Saturday November 16, 2024, our attendants will be Opal
, Vicky 
, Lucy 
, Ivy 
and Christina 
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- ASPA:
๐ง๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฌ ๐๐ง ๐ ๐๐๐: Fox, Coco & ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐๐ ๐บ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐น[/color]๐ ๐๐๐, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. ๐๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ณ๐ฎ๐ต-๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ฒ๐
๐ ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ด๐ฏ๐ต-๐ฑ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฒ FOX is 26 years old with 34Cโs, stands 164Cm tall and weighs 54Kg. Fox is very friendly and can provide a great girlfriend experience. COCO medium build
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- HolidaySpa:
Thursday at
๐๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ญ๐ช๐ ๐ข๐น๐ช3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ-๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ญ๐ญ๐ต๐ตEMILY, LUCY & CINDY. EMILY is a VERY tiny petite SPINNER superstar of the highest quality. Emily has a pretty face, natural A Cups, slim waist, and a lovely spinner bottom, topped off with the very best of services. LUCY is a beautiful and slim Asian lady with a happy disposition and great services.
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